3 definitions by avasays

A person who is certified in skrt. Knows how to hop outta any situation real fast by skrting away from it.
Person 1: Hey do you know where Kristen went?
Person 2: No idea, she must be skrtified.
by avasays July 31, 2017
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Adjective used by British men to describe their experience getting sucked off.
by avasays August 28, 2022
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Not to be mistaken for Lightning McQueen from the Cars franchise, Cars McQueef is a skrtified racer who knows how to eskeet
Person 1: OMG is that Cars McQueef??
Person 2: It must be, he's skeeting all over.
by avasays July 31, 2017
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