McKenzley 

Short: Kenz/Kenzley

She's bubbly loveable.. fun to be around no matter where or when..will make you laugh even on your worst days! Big bright blue eyes and blonde hair. She has little to none common sense so the definition "Blonde" explains her all to well. Always exciting to have her around.! Country girl with boots and jeans, even a can of grizzly in the back pocket! When she clean-up she's stunning! Awesome personality killer bod under her tom-boy look. Can't handle her alcohol so she don't party but when she does she's center of attention..can I say Double D's.

Teacher: could anyone explain what a virgin is..?
McKenzley: pick me, pick me
Teacher: looking all around the Sex Ed. class room..ok "Mckenzley"...
McKenzley: someone who don't eat meat 🤦 ♀️

McKenzley by Mimi life June 11, 2022

mckenzley 

Dingy blonde with big blue eyes..will always make you laugh no matter what shit show of a day you had! Full of life bubbly and loves people! Tomboyesh boots and jeans, but when she cleans up she's stunning 😍 can I say Double D's.. true definition of "Blonde". With little to none common sense! Will keep you laughing so if you ever find a McKenzley short: kenz/kenzley you will love to have her around. One of them chicks you'll fall in love with! Center of attention due to her awesome personality, blonde roots.. never knowing whats next or what she's going to say!

Teacher of Sex Ed class: can anyone explain what a Virgin is..
McKenzley: with her hand raised pick me, pick me
Teacher: looks all around the room first then picks McKenzley

McKenzley: someone who don't eat meat 🤦 ♀️ with lots of confidence behind every word

mckenzley by Mimi life June 11, 2022

elder McKinley 

Usually a gay man in the closet that everyone knows is gay but he doesn't know anyone knows.

yea that guy is totally elder McKinley

elder McKinley by Scott is lit af fam August 2, 2017

Elder McKinley 

Mckinky; gay

“Being gay is bad but lying is worse!” Elder McKinley, the gay, lied.

Elder McKinley by Dear_Zoe_Murphy October 25, 2018

Bret McKenzie 

One half of the glorious duo called Flight of the Conchords. Bret McKenzie is known primarily for his participation in said band, but has also had a little role in a Lord of the Rings movie and is subsequently known as FIGWIT (Frodo is great--WHO IS THAT?!). He may also be reffered to as the "Boom King". Bret has legions of fans both male and female alike who lust after him, and who can blame them when Bret is so good looking?
Alas, he has a fiance. Sad day my fellow female friends. Sad day.

Man, did you see Flight of the Conchords last night?
YES, and I only watch Bret McKenzie when he's onscreen because he's got it goin on.

Bret McKenzie by juju624 December 9, 2008

Mckenzee 

Mckenzee is the most beautiful girl in the world! she has an amazing smile and pretty eyes! she is amazing in every single way. She has an amazing personality, and she loves hanging with her friends. she makes a Peighton laugh and a Jack HOT! She makes everything better when things are bad. She hates fighting and thinks its pathetic. Anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend and more! She doesn't take shit from nobody and thats the way she likes it! she is very pretty and has an amazing body! She is the definiton of gorgeous! she is funny and fun to hang out with. She's very outgoing and loves meeting new people, loves to talk but can be shy depending on what you say or tell her. She makes every guy fall for her wherever she goes! She is the perfect girl anyone could have and hang with!

Dude, Mckenzee is smokin'!

I love Mckenzee to death!!

Mckenzee by lil' black sam November 14, 2011

McKenzie 

McKenzie is a girl that will never give up on anyone no matter what! She loves all things and is a pretty lit person. If I never would have met McKenzie, I don't know what I would have done! She will be your best friend. If you make her mad, she will kick your butt so just don't. If you meet a McKenzie with brown hair and blue eyes, she's a keeper. Don't let a McKenzie go, you would have made the biggest mistake in your life. Btw, McKenzies are absolutely drop dead gorgeous, but they don't evem know it😭

Girl 1: "Dang look at that girl, she's so pretty I want to be her best friend."

Girl 2: "That's McKenzie, she's actually my best friend so don't trt and take her from me."

McKenzie by Billy Bob JoeIsStupid January 1, 2017