McHenry County College 

A school in Crystal Lake IL also known as MCC. Nobody is happy to go here at all because they realize how shitty of a school this really is. Most people especially freshmans treat MCC as if it was high school all over again for another two years. Cliques and social groups (Ex: Jocks, Nerds, Preps, Out Casts) they all exist here at this school. Just walk into the cafeteria and look at the groups of people sitting together at the 70+ tables inside the cafe. God forbid you have a different opinion on a subject than a teacher. For example if you believe that the concept of global warming is false most teachers will mark points off your exam, homework etc, just because you don't share the common viewpoint of theirs because they believe their opinion is better. If you have a different opinion wait until the last day of class to say something about it, and you'll thank me later for it. The school's drinking water always smells funny due to the school only filtering their well water once every 6 months. The schools sports are track, soccer, basketball, volleyball and baseball. You will notice who plays baseball because they all wear their douchey purple and gold(school colors) hats that say MCC in silver lettering. Nobody really ever goes to any MCC games because nobody cares, mostly everyone goes down to the school they want to transfer to and support their athletics programs such as going to NIU football games on saturdays. If you miss high school then this is the college for you.

Grant: Hey I just signed up for classes at McHenry County College.
David: I went there a year and it felt too much like high school for me so I transferred out.

McHenry County College by TruthRevealer08 October 1, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016