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A small, po dunk little town about 45 minutes south of the Wisconsin border. It has recently become more ubanized, but up until about 2006, it wasn't very populated. Some of it's great places are Montini Catholic, The Riverside Chocolate Factory, the Bull Valley BP, Don's, and many more!
Man, McHenry is so cool! I hope I live here forever!
McHenry by Veruca1817 February 17, 2009
Ah man I’d smash McHenry hard … really hard
McHenry by Hoes mad69 June 1, 2022

McHenry, IL 

just like riverdale except more fucked up
McHenry, IL by Yoyoyoimmaho September 23, 2018

McHenry, IL 

I hate living in McHenry, IL and not having sports in highschool.
McHenry, IL by claraaaa! December 7, 2010

McHenry, IL 

A Northwest Suburb of Chicago, IL. Because of so many old people inhabiting this area, funding for the schools are consistently having their funding cut. Old people here hate any sort of education for young people because god forbid they have to pay an extra dollar in taxes. The old people here also hate teachers because they "make too much".
Newspaper: McHenry, IL Schools may have sports programs cut if ballot initiative does not go through.

Old Person: Kids don't need sports, they should be going to church, not playing sports. Also, the teachers make 50K a year, they should be doing it for free!!
McHenry, IL by XxPANTHERxX November 13, 2011

McHenry Margarita 

Alcoholic drink. Bourbon and cola with a splash of peach shnapps. Drink of choice of many from the McHenry area.
Hey barkeep, we want to get plowed! How about some McHenry margaritas?
McHenry Margarita by rapidrowe September 19, 2012