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Fatty McFatterson

A name givin to those who are so fat, they only exist in legends.
Joe Banana was trapped under a Fatty McFatterson's chin for 3 months.
Fatty McFatterson by Pubic Hair October 11, 2003

Shorty McFatterson 

1. An incredibly short person, who also happens to be rather round. Aka a fat midget.

2. Primarily located in the Northern Virginia region.

3. Also referred to as "Beast."
Jeremy: Dude, did you see that thing?

Michael: Dawgggg, I seen what I seen and what I seen wadn't pretty.

Jeremy: That was a Shorty McFatterson.

Michael: *Gasp* DA Shorty McFatFat?

Jeremy: That's the one.

Fatty McFatterstein 

A person, dog, or cat, who is overweight due to overeating or lack of exercise. Generally, the extra weight will be centered around the middle (or gut), thus creating a rotund appearance.
For humans: I can't find a dress shirt that doesn't look like a tent. It seems like all these dress shirts are really made for Fatty McFattersteins.

For dogs/cats: My cat lives for breakfast and dinner and she has an extra pouch hanging down. What a little Fatty McFatterstein.

Fatty McFatterson

A Cannabis Cigarette rolled beyond the conventional diameter.
Cheech and Chong's standard practice was to roll a Fatty McFatterson.

Fatty McFatten 

An overweight woman with a decent looking face.
that lady is a fatty mcfatten
Fatty McFatten by hngsolo January 15, 2009

McFattie 

That guy has been eating McDonald's all this week. He's starting to become a McFattie.