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McDonald Friday 

The day that Manuel Uribe (World's Fattest Man) chokes on a Shamrock Shake at McDonald's and dies. He then preceeds to rise 3 days later and goes around and gives people cakes, hamburgers, and other heart-attack-on-a-plates to spread the joy of his rising and also to inform that he is running for mayor. What's strange is that these events happen at the exact same time as Black Friday/Easter
when was easter? sorry I got too much cake for mcdonald friday
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McDonalds Friday 

McDonalds friday is the day on which students have 3 hours between lessons with nothing to do, so they take a trip to McDonalds. A trip to Tescos usually follows and while at tescos there is a possibility of being kicked out after certain games are played.
"Hey man, you coming McDonalds tomorrow?"

"I dunno, I don't have enough money"

"But it's McDonalds friday!!"

"Oh then I'll come!"

What day is it tomorrow? MCDONALDS FRIDAY!!!
McDonalds Friday by Tictacman2k11 January 25, 2011

McDonalds Friday 

The day of the week that a swarve looking group of young adults make a pilgrimage to McDonalds in Barkingside
Additions to the agenda:

Tescos

Sweet shop

Ayo

Spitballing
"Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday

I met this girl on Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & McDonalds Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday ---- Craig David booty"

Mcdonalds Friday 

the day of the week in which students, country wide, crave and aspire to devouring a cushty McDonalds meal
Fuck off you cunt, it's a tuesday, not McDonalds friday
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