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McDonald's WiFi 

a term to describe slow wifi
"My grandma is so poor that she has McDonald's WiFi. It's as slow as fuck."
McDonald's WiFi by kningrad September 5, 2017

McDonald's WiFi 

1. WiFi given out at McDonald's
2. Very terrible WiFi I used when writing this
McDonald's WiFi SUCKS
Real Maccas or bad WiFi
Bad WiFi m8
McDonald's WiFi by SkeletonGuy November 17, 2018

Mcdonald's wifi 

One's wifi so bad that they can not stop lagging this type of wifi can be seen in video games or Mcdonald's itself

Let me tell you this wifi is TRASH
Person 1: OH My GOD I KEEP LAGGING
Person 2: HA YOU HAVE MCDONALD'S WIFI

Mcdonald’s Wifi 

Can be a real life or gaming term for “shitty internet”
I keep DYING because of my FUCKING MCDONALD’S WIFI
Mcdonald’s Wifi by PizzaParker.- November 9, 2018

mcdonald's wifi and potato wifi 

The most crappy wifi you would ever use
(JUST DON'T USE IT,IT GIVES YOU BAD INTERNET,STICK WITH YOUR INTERNET)
Man, mcdonald's wifi and potato wifi is so bad that my ping can rise to 999999999
i need to stick with my wifi instead of this

McDonalds WiFi 

“Dude Jerry really has McDonalds WiFi.”
McDonalds WiFi by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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