That perfect mix of cola that McDonald's franchises have flowing from their soda dispensers. Many consider it to be better than even bottled Coca-Cola.
"What do you want to drink, Joe?"
"Well we're at Mickey D's aren't we? I'll have a McCoke of course."
A made up name, much like Hugh Janus, or Mike Hunt, that is used for a cheap laugh. It is meant to sound like "Bury my cock in her." It was made famous when the guys on the show Workaholics used it in a conversation with their boss.
Teacher: "New kid, what's your name?"
New Kid: "Barry."
Teacher: "Barry what?"
New Kid: "Barry McCokiner!"
A Tom McCosker Is a cool dude with a 8 inch cock. Girls think they’re a nice guys and love when they make them laugh. Even though a Tom McCosker has lots of girls to talk to he always puts the bro’s before the hoes. A Tom McCosker Loves memes and has great relationships with your girlfriend. They also like playing the guitar more than sex.
Stacy: “Is that Tom McCosker?”
Rachel: “Tom McCosker is so cute isn’t he?”
a complete scam. they never add any good shit to their catalog, and they ran out of all the good stuff, and aren't willing to restock.The things that ARE in it, are stupid offers, like 10% off magazine subscriptions. The only thing worth getting is the six flags one day pass. Oh, there is a Coca-Cola umbrella and a keychain. *rolls eyes* Screw this site.
"OMG lets go to mycokerewards, cuz I finally saved up enough points to buy that awesome air hockeytable I saw!"
"Uhh..it's not on the site anymore, cuz they don't update their shit."
"Oh..then I'm going to kill myself."
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*