To reach a level of intoxication so profound that common sense, dignity, memory, and self-preservation all simultaneously clock out for the
evening.
Symptoms of Being McBrided:
Finding 37 new photos on your
phone that you didn'
t take.
Receiving texts that start with, "Bro..."
Learning about your own night from witnesses.
Saying things like, "I got McBrided and drank myself
gay."
Origin:
Named after a legendary drinker whose nights routinely crossed the line between "great story" and "ongoing investigation."