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McBrided
To reach a level of intoxication so profound that common sense, dignity, memory, and self-preservation all simultaneously clock out for the evening.
Symptoms of Being McBrided:
Finding 37 new photos on your phone that you didn't take.
Receiving texts that start with, "Bro..."
Learning about your own night from witnesses.
Saying things like, "I got McBrided and drank myself gay."
Origin:
Named after a legendary drinker whose nights routinely crossed the line between "great story" and "ongoing investigation."
Symptoms of Being McBrided:
Finding 37 new photos on your phone that you didn't take.
Receiving texts that start with, "Bro..."
Learning about your own night from witnesses.
Saying things like, "I got McBrided and drank myself gay."
Origin:
Named after a legendary drinker whose nights routinely crossed the line between "great story" and "ongoing investigation."