Mayweed

Descriptive term for a friend; someone who's penis matches their forearm in length and girth.

seen that guy's dick? he's a fucking Mayweed!

by vendingmach1ne June 22, 2011

majweed

Someone who has a tendency to cause trouble and ruckus, but ultimately a good hearted down to Earth person. Majweed’s are found in North America.

Person 1: Where were you?
Person 2: I was hanging out with Majweed
Person 1: Man I love that guy

by Gabriella284 October 14, 2021

majweed

Someone who tends to cause trouble, but ultimately good in the heart and a down to Earth person. He also loves bears.

Person 1: Where where you?
Person 2: I was hanging out with Majweed
Person 1: Man I love that guy

by Gabriella284 October 14, 2021

Prof. Madweed

Someone who gets no bitches
Smokes weed all-day
Worst teacher of all time
Dogshit at debates against literally anyone

"why the cops here"
" cuz prof. Madweed had mad weed on him"

by yesssssuh May 10, 2022