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the name of a company
I got something from maysona
Maysona by Stormworker101 April 15, 2023
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Is mayonaise an instrument?

This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".
Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.

mayonags 

A misspelled version of the word mayonnaise, also something tyler the creator has eaten one time.
mayonags by ant1dote January 1, 2023
Is the most cutest sweetest boys, if you get to know him. Shy but is brave sometimes, only lets out his feeling to the ones he trust. Kind of sensitive but mostly tough. Stays loyal to his girls. Will make you smile on your bad days if u are his friend. Smart, has good grades but doesnt really like school unless he reallt wants to come.
Hey you know that guy mayson, hes attractive if you get to know him.
Mayson by Hdjshw June 5, 2019
A definite life liver. She makes the most of everything she does and looks good doing it. Not only is this girl stunning, she has a personality to match. When people meet her they remember her forever because she is like no one they have ever met before. People have a hard time not starring at her because she is such a gem.

She knows how to handle situations right and is someone you want as a sister. Most girls don't like her because they are incredibly jeleous of her perfectness. However, boys love this girl because she really is one in a million.
The Mayson entered the room
Girl: "Wow, who does that bitch think she is?"
Boy: "Pinch me. My future wife has entered the room."
Mayson by Jack Sertome January 10, 2011

mayonaise mama 

another slang term for white girls.
damn check out the boobies on dat mayonaise mama!
mayonaise mama by gorilla tities April 25, 2010

maysonnova 

THE BEST FUCKING MUTUAL EVER THEY ARE LITERALLY PERFECT IF YOU AREN'T MUTUALS WITH THEM WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE NOT TO MENTION HOW HOT THEY ARE😩💞
I'm so glad I'm mutuals with maysonnova
maysonnova by Lovebugg666 March 16, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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