Mayotarian 

A mayotarian is a person who primarily (but sometimes wholly) subsists off of a diet of mayonnaise.

Jonathan the mayotarian, removed the chicken from his chicken and mayonnaise sandwich.

Mayotarian by ThePetDylan February 19, 2013

Bloody Marytarian 

Someone who, 6 days a week, is a devout vegetarian, but when it comes to Sunday Brunch, looks the other way while drinking a Bloody Mary - Bloody Mary's almost always have Worcestershire sauce, which contains fish.

Jenn officially became a Bloody Marytarian Sunday morning after a long night of drinking - even though she's been a vegetarian for 5 years!

Bloody Marytarian by Suzanne Greene October 18, 2007

mamatarian 

A man who likes other men.

That guy is a mamatarian.

mamatarian by accordingtojohn April 15, 2010

Manitarian 

Lover of men; we don't munch carpet, it's not just about the sex, we appreciate all the finer points of the male species not just anatomy, we can hang with them, carry on intelligent conversations, dont need to steal their women, we're the last one standing at a party and make sure you get home, we appreciate the compliments and the banter, return the love equally or more than we receive, will take care of all your needs and will reward for being taken care of, never a disappointment in bed, love to initiate, not a penivore, not a Monica Lewinski fan, don't like terms like pole smoker or cock sucker, believe in marriage even if we are single, we are confident and know what we want.

The best woman to hang with at any party, event, or intimate evening is a manitarian. How to spot a manitarian: Don't worry, she already noticed you and you could not turn away.

Manitarian by The Original Manitarian September 25, 2010

majetarian 

The majority of the person's diet is vegetarian.

The majority of a majetarian's diet is vegetarian: 90% vegetables & 10% meat.

majetarian by Swami Briananda June 15, 2014

Monotarian 

Someone who...

1. Believes that an individual should not have power or control over another but that Government should have control over the entire population.

2. Thinks that people should not attempt to overthrow the Government unless it is oppressing it's citizens and crossed the line in doing so.

3. Believes that all people should be free but that certain people should be given more choices than others.

4. Enforces the idea of Eugenics

5. Believes that big business and Government should have more power than anyone else.

6. Believes that individuals should be allowed to make the same amount of money and pay the same taxes, but that The Government should have greater power and wealth than it's citizens.

Yeah, it's pretty complicated.

Monotarians are equally loved and hated the same by Republicans, Democrats, and Libertarians.

Monotarian by Stephan J. February 2, 2015

Mayosapian 

Mayosapian: adj.

A Bland, tasteless and greasy person. Lacking substance, character or personality; slick, with little substance. Typically in the middle of everything.

BART exhibits the worst of Mayosapian behavior when he speaks about elite manners with a mouthful of food.

Mayosapian by Bl4ckBetty December 10, 2024