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Monotarian 

Someone who...

1. Believes that an individual should not have power or control over another but that Government should have control over the entire population.

2. Thinks that people should not attempt to overthrow the Government unless it is oppressing it's citizens and crossed the line in doing so.

3. Believes that all people should be free but that certain people should be given more choices than others.

4. Enforces the idea of Eugenics

5. Believes that big business and Government should have more power than anyone else.

6. Believes that individuals should be allowed to make the same amount of money and pay the same taxes, but that The Government should have greater power and wealth than it's citizens.

Yeah, it's pretty complicated.
Monotarians are equally loved and hated the same by Republicans, Democrats, and Libertarians.
Monotarian by Stephan J. February 2, 2015
Words you can keep

Mongolarian 

A word used to describe someone who is stupid, retarded, or acts dumb.
"That guy over there is a proper mongolarian"

"Man don't act like a mongolarian"
Mongolarian by Testerpmi July 12, 2022

Minotaurian Flaming Jizz 

When a minotaur wizard becomes excited in an encounter, and unleashes a load of cum with fire like properties. Nothing can survive it.
After the Spider Necromancer delivered a crushing blow to the company's Cleric, Big Trev avenged the injury by unleashing his Minotaurian Flaming Jizz.
Minotaurian Flaming Jizz by Dazelda October 13, 2011

propsuedocontraneoantidisestablish mentarianalistically 

When spelt without the space, this means: Acting in the manner of someone in support of people pretending to be against the new movement against the people against the seperation of church and state. One of the longest words in english.
Mr. Jones: Hello
Mr. Smith: propsuedocontraneoantidisestablish mentarianalistically!
Mr. Jones: STFU

Mokhtarian 

A very creepy person who is interested in blue birds. having this last name means that you are a subject to Harjas
Stop being such a Mokhtarian, you creep.

Monetarianism 

- noun
1. a spiritual connection to getting mad amounts of money
2. of, or related to, getting ridiculous amounts of money
3. the lifelong quest of a red cat, often spread to red kittens

- adjective
1. monetarianistic: quality representing one or something that is always in pursuit of the money

- idioms
1. to become enmonied: reaching the state of ridiculous amounts of money, analogous to Nirvana in Buddhism
2. get the money: a remark often made to red kittens originating with the leader of the Ashamus
You believe in monetarianism? YEAAA SON!! GET THE MONEY!!

Remember your philosophical -isms, such as absurdism, determinism, and monetarianism.

Mayotarian 

A mayotarian is a person who primarily (but sometimes wholly) subsists off of a diet of mayonnaise.
Jonathan the mayotarian, removed the chicken from his chicken and mayonnaise sandwich.
Mayotarian by ThePetDylan February 19, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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