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Monotarian 

Someone who...

1. Believes that an individual should not have power or control over another but that Government should have control over the entire population.

2. Thinks that people should not attempt to overthrow the Government unless it is oppressing it's citizens and crossed the line in doing so.

3. Believes that all people should be free but that certain people should be given more choices than others.

4. Enforces the idea of Eugenics

5. Believes that big business and Government should have more power than anyone else.

6. Believes that individuals should be allowed to make the same amount of money and pay the same taxes, but that The Government should have greater power and wealth than it's citizens.

Yeah, it's pretty complicated.
Monotarians are equally loved and hated the same by Republicans, Democrats, and Libertarians.
Monotarian by Stephan J. February 2, 2015
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Mongolarian 

A word used to describe someone who is stupid, retarded, or acts dumb.
"That guy over there is a proper mongolarian"

"Man don't act like a mongolarian"
Mongolarian by Testerpmi July 12, 2022

Minotaurian Flaming Jizz 

When a minotaur wizard becomes excited in an encounter, and unleashes a load of cum with fire like properties. Nothing can survive it.
After the Spider Necromancer delivered a crushing blow to the company's Cleric, Big Trev avenged the injury by unleashing his Minotaurian Flaming Jizz.
Minotaurian Flaming Jizz by Dazelda October 13, 2011

propsuedocontraneoantidisestablish mentarianalistically 

When spelt without the space, this means: Acting in the manner of someone in support of people pretending to be against the new movement against the people against the seperation of church and state. One of the longest words in english.
Mr. Jones: Hello
Mr. Smith: propsuedocontraneoantidisestablish mentarianalistically!
Mr. Jones: STFU

Mokhtarian 

A very creepy person who is interested in blue birds. having this last name means that you are a subject to Harjas
Stop being such a Mokhtarian, you creep.

Monetarianism 

- noun
1. a spiritual connection to getting mad amounts of money
2. of, or related to, getting ridiculous amounts of money
3. the lifelong quest of a red cat, often spread to red kittens

- adjective
1. monetarianistic: quality representing one or something that is always in pursuit of the money

- idioms
1. to become enmonied: reaching the state of ridiculous amounts of money, analogous to Nirvana in Buddhism
2. get the money: a remark often made to red kittens originating with the leader of the Ashamus
You believe in monetarianism? YEAAA SON!! GET THE MONEY!!

Remember your philosophical -isms, such as absurdism, determinism, and monetarianism.

Mayotarian 

A mayotarian is a person who primarily (but sometimes wholly) subsists off of a diet of mayonnaise.
Jonathan the mayotarian, removed the chicken from his chicken and mayonnaise sandwich.
Mayotarian by ThePetDylan February 19, 2013
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