Manitarian 

Lover of men; we don't munch carpet, it's not just about the sex, we appreciate all the finer points of the male species not just anatomy, we can hang with them, carry on intelligent conversations, dont need to steal their women, we're the last one standing at a party and make sure you get home, we appreciate the compliments and the banter, return the love equally or more than we receive, will take care of all your needs and will reward for being taken care of, never a disappointment in bed, love to initiate, not a penivore, not a Monica Lewinski fan, don't like terms like pole smoker or cock sucker, believe in marriage even if we are single, we are confident and know what we want.

The best woman to hang with at any party, event, or intimate evening is a manitarian. How to spot a manitarian: Don't worry, she already noticed you and you could not turn away.

Manitarian by The Original Manitarian September 25, 2010

manbrarian 

A man who is a librarian.

Why are manbrarians in such short supply?

manbrarian by cheeseisakindofmeat October 6, 2008

manbrarian 

a male librarian; a man who works at a library; a man who provides library services in a nonlibrary setting

Like his more famous counterpart the male nurse, many people mistake the manbrarian for a mythical creature until they actually encounter one in their natural setting.

manbrarian by barely December 13, 2008

Meatitarian 

Like a vegitarian, but someone who only eats meat and no veggies. A vegitarian thinks eating meat is cruel, a meatitarian thinks eating vegitation (plants/fauna) is cruel. 100% carnivorous.

Teacher: Who here wants or needs the special diet meals at camp?

Student One: I do ma'am.

Student Two (whispers): Dude! Are you a vegitarian?!

Student One (whispers): No! I'm a meatitarian!

Meatitarian by GoddessRandomSkittle September 11, 2010

Manimaran 

A Person Who has a cool personality and loves to joke around.

“Harry is a manimaran ” said Joshua.

Manimaran by Mamak12629 February 19, 2021

Manitalia 

The genitalia of male sort! Usually found in the pants. Sometimes, though not very rare, found in the pockets. A wonderful stew consisting of meat and potatoes. Can come bald or hairy.

What do you call nuts on the wall? - walnuts
What do you call nuts on the chest?- Chestnuts
What do you call nuts on your chin? - Manitalia in your mouth.

Man, my manitalia hurt.

I hate it when you punch me in the manitalia!

Get your manitalia away from me!

I wish my manitalia were bigger.
I wish my manitalia were smaller.

My manitalia is not very happy right now!
You are frustrating my manitalia.

Manitalia by Adam2007 August 23, 2006

Militarian 

A person who participates in the military.

My friend, Mike is a great “Militarian”.

Militarian by anonymous December 23, 2020