mayotard

(Noun) A combination of mayonnaise and mustard mixed to a lovely and creamy consistency. Rather delicious on sandwiches and scruptious as a dip.

I made a glorious sandwich with turkey, smoked provalone, oval shaped dill pickles and a dollup of mayotard.

by PJeigh September 10, 2005

Mayotard

A combination of “mayo” + “retard”.

A derogatory term used to describe bigoted- or otherwise racist, ignorant, unpleasant, oppressive Caucasian individuals.

Derived from the term “mayo”- uncommon slang used to describe white people- Mayotard is an insult for abhorrent white people.

Person #1: White pride! All lives matter! Black lives matter is a terrorist organization!
Person #2: Looks like we found the mayotard.

Person #1: American is the greatest country in the world!
Person #2: Typical mayotard.

Person #1: Hyper-consumerism is great for the economy!
Person #2: Mayotards don’t get to speak.

Person #1: Urbanization is beneficial for all.
Person #2: You don’t deserve rights, mayotard.

by Myusernameisyourusername March 29, 2021

mayotard

A great insult dorks could use.

"You Mayotard! You spilled my soda!"

by Wawa [Christa] April 14, 2006

Mayotarian

A mayotarian is a person who primarily (but sometimes wholly) subsists off of a diet of mayonnaise.

Jonathan the mayotarian, removed the chicken from his chicken and mayonnaise sandwich.

by ThePetDylan February 19, 2013

Mayonard

The crusty black grease formed in between the folds in the skin around the knee and hip area

I sucked Tommy’s mayonard strait from the source

by Delaney likes mangos March 4, 2022

Maytard

1) The little black ball characters from Ristar

2) Much like the word smurf able to be used in replacement of any verb, adjective or noun.

Can be used in both a friendly or offensive way

'I can't believe I just got taken out by that maytard'
'That film was totally maytard'
'I wish I was maytardly brilliant'

by FelixHallum December 9, 2008

manotard

A male leotard, often worn by wrestlers has more 'give' in the crotch area

It's wrestling night and the guys have their manotards on and ready to rumble

by Furrylee June 20, 2016