Mayomonkey
An unlikeable English teacher that often assigns unrealistic thing with standards that often contradict each other.
Mayomonkey by Jibban February 26, 2021
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Mayo Monkey
A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey
Mayo Monkey by Truth Serum 58008 March 2, 2017
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Mayo Monkey Ad
A Mayo Monkey Ad is a racist ad/commercial that includes a white man that’s a bumbling idiot while also featuring a black man, a woman, or a black woman whose smart and knows what they’re doing. They use the product or service that the white man isn’t using correctly.
Joe and Felina are unorganized with Google spreadsheets (Show Joe sloppily eating a donut) . But Tyrone has just bought Slack and now his team can efficiently calculate the mathematical superiority of melanin people over crackers. (Mayo Monkey Ad concludes)
Mayo Monkey Ad by RedMoth27 September 26, 2022
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