Mayomonkey 

An unlikeable English teacher that often assigns unrealistic thing with standards that often contradict each other.

This Mayomonkey told us to do the dbq and not quote the documents.

Mayomonkey by Jibban February 26, 2021

Mayo Monkey 

A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey

Those "Mayo Monkeys" are always causing trouble.

Mayo Monkey by Truth Serum 58008 March 2, 2017

mapMonkey 

A term used for an experienced glitcher on consoles such as Xbox 360, PS3, and PC. You will catch them playing Call of Duty games and talking about pomegranates.

Wtfhaxor?! How did you get up there?

Dude I'm a mapMonkey...

Thats awesome I want to learn too!

mapMonkey by mMteam June 26, 2009

mayo monkey 

a comeback/name for racist white people.

white person: the blacks are so lazy
you: the mayo monkeys are back at it again

mayo monkey by iluvsatan March 22, 2021

Mayo monkey 

An insult used against white people that’s getting called a slur for some reason

Guy 1:Shut up coon!
Guy 2:Shut up Mayo monkey!

Mayo monkey by GIRRAFE THE DONUT February 22, 2021

Mayo Monkey 

A slur for annoying white people

Bro that fool is a mayo monkey

Mayo Monkey by gioisdying February 25, 2023

Mayo Monkey Ad 

A Mayo Monkey Ad is a racist ad/commercial that includes a white man that’s a bumbling idiot while also featuring a black man, a woman, or a black woman whose smart and knows what they’re doing. They use the product or service that the white man isn’t using correctly.

Joe and Felina are unorganized with Google spreadsheets (Show Joe sloppily eating a donut) . But Tyrone has just bought Slack and now his team can efficiently calculate the mathematical superiority of melanin people over crackers. (Mayo Monkey Ad concludes)

Mayo Monkey Ad by RedMoth27 September 26, 2022