mayomonger 

Reserved for a person who swallows or immerses themselves in immense amounts of jizz. Usually used to insult those who you cannot even stand the sight of as if they were just covered In spunk 24/7 or a complete cum dumpster whore.

Dude she's a total fuckin mayomonger, guaranteed you get some action tonight!
Or
My boss is a such a mayomonger, why the fuck won't he leave me alone. Fuckin homo.

mayomonger by Lostsheep January 29, 2018

Mayomonkey 

An unlikeable English teacher that often assigns unrealistic thing with standards that often contradict each other.

This Mayomonkey told us to do the dbq and not quote the documents.

Mayomonkey by Jibban February 26, 2021