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A mixture of the words mayhem and havoc. Meaning to cause chaos.
We’re going to go crazy tonight and cause absolute mayock.
Mayock by Rt123 November 7, 2019
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A last name, meaning "From the County of Mayo" in Ireland
He's a Mayock, from Mayo, Ireland.
Mayock by George Richards May 27, 2011
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barry macockinher 

This is an actual name, pronounced exactly as it looks. one of the many hillarious names I got working as a teleservice representative
me:"may I please speak with Barry Macockinher? this is just regarding his membership with (organization name not used for legal purposes)"
barry macockinher by Miss Trauma March 10, 2009

mayokaise 

A word invented by Nat_the_great_one during Reading festival, August 2008. Something which is not quite awesomesauce but still ok.
"Yeah, that sandwich was mayokaise"
mayokaise by Nat_the_great_one October 16, 2008
A portmanteau of "mayo" and "incel". It's basically a synonym to "whitecel", or a caucasian incel.
Girl at the club: "Look at that pasty-looking dude who has no game. He must be a mayocel."
mayocel by redpillsatori January 9, 2023

cock magock 

When yo bitch being disrespectful and you slap her with your penis.
Guy 1: Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Cuh, she cheese'd me, I cock magock'd that bitch!
Guy 1: Damn!
cock magock by ZachFuckerAsswioe April 21, 2016
A young person who asks to many questions, most of which are stupid
Vince: Man, Brett asked me another fucking question today
BD: Yeah that dude is such a fuckin moyock
Jon: Yeah, we might as well call him Moyock Moyockerson
moyock by Jour-Hadique December 9, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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