Mashedness 

To be extremely mashed....and surrounded by other mashed users.

Hope you enjoyed the mashedness last night.

Mashedness by MsMashed March 1, 2009

Maskedness

Referring to the habitual status of your mask wearing hygiene.

Friend 1: Hope you’ve been wearing your mask
Friend 2: how nice, are you concerned about my maskedness?

Maskedness by JewJuBee September 19, 2020

smashedness 

The level to which one is smashed. See: drunk, etc.

"My level of smashedness has just reached 12 on a scale of 1 to 11. (see Spinal Tap)

smashedness by Forbzy November 25, 2006

Mayhemness 

A spring habidashery festival where the village community come together to celebrate spring vitality and the altering of hems for summer tastes.

At this years "Mayhemness" festival the village of Grindleford came togther and shortened their clothing for the summer.

Everyone was stitching like crazy, it was mayhemness.

Mayhemness by Reading Reprebate December 22, 2010