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Maya syndrome 

Maya syndrome is a mental condition primarily (although not exclusively) developed by people who attend college or university for game design.

People with Maya syndrome tend to believe that just because they are using an "industry standard" software, their products are inherently flawless and superior to anything else, regardless of their level of experience. They often dismiss criticism from more experienced people who use a different software, especially who use open-source applications.

After a person develops this condition, they become difficult to work with in teams using diverse tools. The person will often work on a 3D modelling project, and refuse to do revisions after the first pass on the asset, resulting in a practically unusable product. Sadly there is no known way to cure Maya syndrome. At present, the only options are to keep these people isolated from healthy developers and hope that time and more experience heals them, or to play onto their mental state, and work with them in an echo chamber in order to try and pry usable products out of them. (Sadly the latter option has the danger of not only not improving the condition of the affected individual, but even making it worse.)

The name of the condition comes from Autodesk Maya, a 3D computer graphics production software, which is the most common cause for the development of the symptoms described above.

Similar versions of this syndrome can be described for a number of other professions as well.
I think Cody has a severe case of Maya syndrome. Ever since he started college, I can never get him to do revisions on his model, even when they are utterly unusable garbage.
Maya syndrome by MrClock August 22, 2023
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Mayosyndrome 

It’s a syndrome which appears when you are spending too much money for stuff that you don’t even have the money for.

Can be used as a synonym for „shopping addiction“.
Tonschek: I have been spending so much money lately, even though I don’t have any.

Abotiz: Go see a doctor you could be infected with the Mayosyndrome
Mayosyndrome by It23672051 August 25, 2023

Mayosyndrome 

When you are spending too much money even though you don’t have any.

Can be used as a synonym for „Shopping Addiction“.
Tonschek: I have been spending too much lately.

Gugi: I think you could be infected with the Mayosyndrome
Mayosyndrome by It23672051 August 25, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008