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May Flower Tug

The art of tugging on the ol' meat string

**FOUNDER IS MATTHEW MAY**
Debra: OH DID HEAR ABOUT MATTHEW MAY

Bobby: YA I HEARD HE BE BOUT DAT MAY FLOWER TUG LYFE
by Crazy azz nazi May 5, 2013
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may flower kids

Okay so basically no one likes them and you DON’T wanna be one of them. It’s a kid who sells may flowers and maybe that sounds normal but oh god no if you going near a May flower kid your life is over. You gonna be mentally instable and scared for your whole life. So STAY AWAY FROM THE KIDS WITH THE FLOWERS OR YOU NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO NEXT YEAR! IF YOU SEE THEM RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OR THEY WILL ASK YOU “Do YoU wAnT tO buY mAy FlOwErS?” And I promise you not gonna make it. Thanks.
May flower kids , they just go around with a green bag and trying to sell stupid plastic flowers to you.
by Majblommehataren April 19, 2019
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Mayflower Mentality

The belief in the “First come, mine forever.” school of thought. Does not apply to indigenous peoples. First noted in pop culture in The Netflix series “Wild, wild country” by Ma Anand Sheila in season one episode two
“That crazy bitch down the street doesn’t think any Puerto Rican’s should live in this township!”

“Oh, she got that mayflower mentality. Silly bitch.”
by maxandbeo March 23, 2018
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manflower

A burgeoning artist; one of pure artistic intent and merit.
The pianist's Beethoven recital was rough, though at times he seemed a manflower on the verge of virtuosity.
by Ellen Bancroft June 12, 2006
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mayflowered

A practical joke with serious consequences. Coined by MisterFantasmo.
Why do I feel ill?" "You got mayflowered!" "What?" "I put poison in your coffee.
by LoyalNugget May 30, 2011
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Mayflower National Guard

Have you heard of the Mayflower National Guard?

Strong army wow grape
by Larry_Galaxy_Straton_Medvedeva November 18, 2020
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