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Okay so basically no one likes them and you DON’T wanna be one of them. It’s a kid who sells may flowers and maybe that sounds normal but oh god no if you going near a May flower kid your life is over. You gonna be mentally instable and scared for your whole life. So STAY AWAY FROM THE KIDS WITH THE FLOWERS OR YOU NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO NEXT YEAR! IF YOU SEE THEM RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OR THEY WILL ASK YOU “Do YoU wAnT tO buY mAy FlOwErS?” And I promise you not gonna make it. Thanks.
May flower kids , they just go around with a green bag and trying to sell stupid plastic flowers to you.
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by Majblommehataren April 19, 2019

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A child who comes out and say ”hej vill du köpa majblommor” and if you say no then they kill you.
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by Majblommehataren April 19, 2019

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