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May 21st 

On this day, it is tradition to throw any boy named Jacob violently down the stairs
May 21st is the day we are all allowed to throw that one kid named Jacob down the stairs . We don’t care if he dies
May 21st by fuckyoujacob May 9, 2020
This is the day the most beautiful and caring person in the world was born. You will never ever be alone, so many people are always thinking about you promise.
They’re so amazing they must have been born on 21st May !
21st May by anonymous May 21, 2022

May 21st, 2011 

The date the world didn't end.
People thought the world was going to end on May 21st, 1994, and it didn't happen even on May 21st, 2011.
May 21st, 2011 by babtothebone June 21, 2011

may 21st 

National Blowjob Day

After Christopher Columbus got off of the Mayflower (in may thus the name MAY-flower) the first thing he did was find the best kept Native American woman and in return for a sack of corn he was given the best blowjob of his life. His crew was so inspired by this that they all went out and did the same, and although they were completely out of corn, this tradition spread across Europe making May 21st national Blowjob day.
“Hey man, you gonna be celebrating National Blowjob Day this year? It’s on May 21st”
“Hell yeah dude, I just need to find some corn”
may 21st by NBJD May 27, 2018

May 21st 

It’s the 21st of may, time for people to die.may 21st
May 21st by Harley 👁🐣 May 21, 2019

May 21st 

National play rocks day.
Play rocks with your friends.
Bro it’s May 21st let’s play rocks!!
May 21st by Tayble October 21, 2019