Maxtard is a short version of a maximal retard, a retarded retard. Max-tard.

This word is depraved from the saying ''Full retard'' wich was mentioned in the movie ''Tropic Thunder'', where someone made a very stupid movie and a man gave him advice to never go full retard.

In short: Never go full retard..

Man1: ''You went full retard. Never go full retard.''

Guy1: ''Oh my god, did you see John totally act stupid when drunk and get hated by all the girls?''
Guy2: ''Yeah, he's so maxtarded, going full retard is always bad.''
Guy3: ''Maxtard (Full retard mode) is such a lame word, you guys.''

Maxtard (Full retard mode) by Dan the Man NL August 17, 2009

Madward

A combination of Maddie and Edward the Vampire. Mad-from Maddie and Ward-Edward.
Another name like this is Muis a combo of someones name that starts w. M and Luis. If ur nam e is Maddie then b happy becuase ur couple name w. Edward Cullen is...MADWARD!

"MADWARD!!!!!!"
"Did u kill Shkae It again?"
"Maybe...but thats not the point!"
"Then what is it, if u r swimming in that pool get out now!!!"
"I don't think so and it has an ISLAND!!!!!!"
"Wow, BLONDE MOMENT!I'm glad I have my Bucket"
"And u say I'm stupid"

Madward by Money Money Money is love February 10, 2010

Macwards Compatible

If a software can be used on an Apple Mac computer.

"Nah, dude. You can't use that program, they haven't made it Macwards compatible yet."

Macwards Compatible by MixMastahTee May 20, 2008

Manward

atrocious woman math teacher that looks like a man, dresses like a man and should be considered for the late night TLC show What Not To Wear

We attempted to capture the Manward for civilized grooming but her hideous pennyloafers ran faster than when her mom saw her as a baby.

Manward by Joanna/Julia December 12, 2008

Maxtard

A high school student who has an extremely hot sister who sells her body for juul pods and cocaine. He also frequently masturbates in the mens lockerroom and has been caught eyeing up elementary school boys on more than one occasion. There was also a rumor of him making love to an Irish doberman.

"Dude you hear about that kid that jacked off in my back pack before soccer practice?"
"Sounds like a maxtard!"

Maxtard by Jak me hofff August 23, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026