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A high school student who has an extremely hot sister who sells her body for juul pods and cocaine. He also frequently masturbates in the mens lockerroom and has been caught eyeing up elementary school boys on more than one occasion. There was also a rumor of him making love to an Irish doberman.
"Dude you hear about that kid that jacked off in my back pack before soccer practice?"
"Sounds like a maxtard!"
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by Jak me hofff August 23, 2019
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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