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A high school student who has an extremely hot sister who sells her body for juul pods and cocaine. He also frequently masturbates in the mens lockerroom and has been caught eyeing up elementary school boys on more than one occasion. There was also a rumor of him making love to an Irish doberman.
"Dude you hear about that kid that jacked off in my back pack before soccer practice?"
"Sounds like a maxtard!"
Maxtard by Jak me hofff August 23, 2019

Maxtard (Full retard mode) 

Maxtard is a short version of a maximal retard, a retarded retard. Max-tard.

This word is depraved from the saying ''Full retard'' wich was mentioned in the movie ''Tropic Thunder'', where someone made a very stupid movie and a man gave him advice to never go full retard.

In short: Never go full retard..
Man1: ''You went full retard. Never go full retard.''

Guy1: ''Oh my god, did you see John totally act stupid when drunk and get hated by all the girls?''
Guy2: ''Yeah, he's so maxtarded, going full retard is always bad.''
Guy3: ''Maxtard (Full retard mode) is such a lame word, you guys.''

Maxtard 2.0 

A high school student who has a really hot sister who sells her body for juul pods and cocaine.been caught eyeing up elementary school boys on more than one occasion and frequently masturbates in the mens locker room.
"Dude did you hear about the kid who jacked off in my shoes before soccer practice?"
"Sounds like a maxtard 2.0"
Maxtard 2.0 by Jak me hofff August 23, 2019
A severely intellectually challenged person with an obnoxious greedy, anti-social personality.

Thought to derive from an abbreviation of the Lancastrian term "Mawdesley Retard" which describes mentally deficient people from the socially isolated, lifeless, snob infested grief-hole of Mawdesley in Lancashire, England.

Word derives from a punishingly bleak, socially isolated, inbred snob backwater in Lancashire, UK called Mawdesley.
The guy was driving like a total Mawtard.

The global financial crash was caused by a bunch of Mawtards
mawtard by jjpwfelli June 10, 2016
Mactards are people who fall prey to Apple's advertisements, failing to see they are the victims of ploys to get them to pay for a logo rather than superior products.
You might be a mactard if...

1.) You bought a Mac to be different, just like everyone else buying a Mac.

2.) You believe the half truths of Apple's advertisements.

3.) You believe some one else who believes the half truths of Apple's advertisements.

4.) You think the iPad is a "magical and revolutionary" device when in fact such devices have been around for years.

5.) You think the price of an iPad is unbelievable because it is low rather than ridiculously high.

6.) If you think clicking the right mouse is hard, but using esoteric key combinations to get the same behaviors out of a one button mouse is some how easier.

7.) You prefer form over function, bought a Mac and got neither.

8.) You switched to a Mac because you thought Windows was proprietary...

9.) You feel penalized because most apps won't run on your Mac after you bought a Mac with full knowledge that most apps won't run on a Mac.

10.) You insist on using Safari because it is "secure", in spite of the fact it has been shown to be the most insecure browser on a Mac. (Apple is learning from Microsoft on how to make in house browsers...)

and one to grow on:

11.) You have to think of a way to justify any of the aforementioned ways to know you are a mactard.
mactard by recovering mactard March 23, 2011
of or relating to being extremly mad and stupid at the same time thus being madly retarded
Mr. Smith, "IT WON'T WORK, THE DOOR IS LOCKED. FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"
Jake, "Look, just turn the handle, you madtard..."
Any obnoxious, anti-social, mentally disturbed, physically deformed, inbred retard. Usually from socially isolated, lifeless, joyless shitholes like Mawdesley - a tiny cunts paradise in the arse end of nowhere
I just got cut up by a fat old scowling cunt in a Range Rover. Fucking Mawtard.
mawtard by mawded September 4, 2016
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