Max T 

A very tall and strange man who stalks his "girlfriend" while playing WAR THUNDER, he thinks he knows everything about planes and thinks you need an engine to fly a plane which is dumb. Max T is only successful in rapping and having no life. Max T shoves his Xbox controller up his rectum and tells his dad to let it vibrate. He has a small bird who has seen some shit named dinner. His favorite food is human meat and he gets caught jerking off 6 times a week by his mum.

I got some tickets to see Max T rap for my birthday and im hyped.

Max T by An even sadder man May 2, 2021

Max T 

A large slim teenage boy who slaps people for not being g.

Max T proceeds to slap somebody because they weren’t g and yells the phrase “go home”

Max T by MrPoopyButhole42069 September 21, 2021

t max 

A Nickname given to a football beat he is fearless and dominants on the field he is sexy with abs and he can not loss

T max Damn He a Beast

t max by Jim Joe the great March 14, 2017

Max the Snake 

A ruthless mobster who has shed his skin and become a gentle domestic white and grey rabbit, living out his final happy days in beautiful Seaside, California.

At one time Max the Snake lived and breathed violence and death every day of his life whereas now he’s getting an endless supply of organic Italian parsley and love in the home of a rabbit fixated woman who looks beyond his earlier mistakes and supports him to truly forgive himself for all that he has done!

Max the Snake by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2021

Fat max theory 

The theory that any individual can only absorb a certain amount a fat within a given time span. Therefore, once a person has reached their 'fat max' they will be able to continue gorging themselves without any further detrimental consequence.

After eating a full order of mozzarella sticks, potato skins, and spinach dip at TGI Friday's, Sara, an avid supporter of the fat max theory, realized that she had most likely reached her fat max for the night and therefore felt completely guilt-free when she ordered the cheesecake.

Fat max theory by Bubblegoose09 May 3, 2011

Max Tait

1)Max Tait is the word's to describe a penis that is so incredibly large you have to describe it as someone else's.

2) It can also be used to describe someone who has just shit themselves.

1) Holy fuck, that is a Max Tait penis right there!

2) You just pulled a Max Tait!

Max Tait by Coochie Muncher XD March 8, 2020

A max tier simp 

Someone who is absolutely obsessed with a person(commonly a female) that they would blow their whole paycheck and go without food for a month to please the female.
Anyone who with the following names most likely are a max tier simp:

-Justin

-Tristin

-Tyler

-Blake
-Jake
-Max
-Bartholomew (keep in eye on this one🤏👆)

Ex- Bartholomew, a max tier simp, spent six full hours doing Brittney’s homework and all he got was a simple “thanks”.

A max tier simp by TheManHidingInYourCloset February 8, 2020