Matty P
Someone who rolls really shitty blunts. Looks like his own dog coop. His friends call him mumbles, he skimps hella kids and gets bullied by the kids on the track team
Matty P by Ben Dover2.0 February 4, 2014
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Matty P's
After Matt Preston (of Master Chef Australia fame) appeared in People magazine without a shirt revealing his man boobs,
Boobs, Tits, Nipples etc referred to as Matty P's or Matt Prestons!
Boobs, Tits, Nipples etc referred to as Matty P's or Matt Prestons!
Person 1: She lifted her shirt up without her bra!
Person 2: Could you see her Matty P's?
Person 1: yeah, her Matt Preston's were flying free
Person 2: Could you see her Matty P's?
Person 1: yeah, her Matt Preston's were flying free
Matty P's by Club Zackleys January 9, 2011
Matty Patty
a name given to a guy with impecably stylish hair, he is amazing with women and is a very quite person. So when women talk he sits there and listens like a good boy. This really turns the women on and he get more casual sex becuase of it. This man is sort of like a godly robot all men should look up to.
Hugh Jackman is a Matty Patty
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.
Matty Patty by Husker93 February 27, 2013
Matty Platty
A semi-aquatic cold blooded mammal found in cold bodies of water for extended periods of time. Often referred to as “King of the Commons”.
Matty Platty by anonymous10111213 July 7, 2022
Fatty Matty Poem
Fatty Matty 😊
Fatty Matty has a wrinkly dog
fatty Matty doesn’t stop eating hot dogs
Fatty Matty has no balls
and he’s so fat he has to crawl
Fatty Matty wanks off chicks
he defo has a small inverted dick
~ Kloe *****
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Fatty Matty has a wrinkly dog
fatty Matty doesn’t stop eating hot dogs
Fatty Matty has no balls
and he’s so fat he has to crawl
Fatty Matty wanks off chicks
he defo has a small inverted dick
~ Kloe *****
Type a message...
Fatty Matty Poem by klutzygaylea July 13, 2020
Matt P
Matt P wow where do I start with this person? He is a humble, majestic monkey who loves to interrupt people! I don’t think I have ever met some one who loves to interrupt people as much as he does, this man is a nice, athletic, foodie and who stands for what’s right most of the time at least!
Hey have you seen Matt p?
No why
Because he’s just interrupting all of us!
Hashtag don’t be like Matt and interrupt people
No why
Because he’s just interrupting all of us!
Hashtag don’t be like Matt and interrupt people
Matt P by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 1, 2023
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