Matty P
Someone who rolls really shitty blunts. Looks like his own dog coop. His friends call him mumbles, he skimps hella kids and gets bullied by the kids on the track team
Matty P by Ben Dover2.0 February 4, 2014
Matty P
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Matty P's
After Matt Preston (of Master Chef Australia fame) appeared in People magazine without a shirt revealing his man boobs,
Boobs, Tits, Nipples etc referred to as Matty P's or Matt Prestons!
Boobs, Tits, Nipples etc referred to as Matty P's or Matt Prestons!
Person 1: She lifted her shirt up without her bra!
Person 2: Could you see her Matty P's?
Person 1: yeah, her Matt Preston's were flying free
Person 2: Could you see her Matty P's?
Person 1: yeah, her Matt Preston's were flying free
Matty P's by Club Zackleys January 9, 2011
Matty Patty
a name given to a guy with impecably stylish hair, he is amazing with women and is a very quite person. So when women talk he sits there and listens like a good boy. This really turns the women on and he get more casual sex becuase of it. This man is sort of like a godly robot all men should look up to.
Hugh Jackman is a Matty Patty
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.
Matty Patty by Husker93 February 27, 2013
Matty Platty
A semi-aquatic cold blooded mammal found in cold bodies of water for extended periods of time. Often referred to as “King of the Commons”.
Matty Platty by anonymous10111213 July 7, 2022
Fatty Matty Poem
Fatty Matty 😊
Fatty Matty has a wrinkly dog
fatty Matty doesn’t stop eating hot dogs
Fatty Matty has no balls
and he’s so fat he has to crawl
Fatty Matty wanks off chicks
he defo has a small inverted dick
~ Kloe *****
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Fatty Matty has a wrinkly dog
fatty Matty doesn’t stop eating hot dogs
Fatty Matty has no balls
and he’s so fat he has to crawl
Fatty Matty wanks off chicks
he defo has a small inverted dick
~ Kloe *****
Type a message...
Fatty Matty Poem by klutzygaylea July 13, 2020
Matt P
Matt P wow where do I start with this person? He is a humble, majestic monkey who loves to interrupt people! I don’t think I have ever met some one who loves to interrupt people as much as he does, this man is a nice, athletic, foodie and who stands for what’s right most of the time at least!
Hey have you seen Matt p?
No why
Because he’s just interrupting all of us!
Hashtag don’t be like Matt and interrupt people
No why
Because he’s just interrupting all of us!
Hashtag don’t be like Matt and interrupt people
Matt P by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 1, 2023
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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