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A martial art better known as the “art of absorption.” Created by the Mattanese in the early 1200s, Mattiko was created as a form of self defence using very minimal effort, and no striking the other opponent. Very useful in combat, specifically against punches.
Guy 1:Dude, I just punched you in the face and my hand just bounced off! How the fuck did you do that?

Guy 2:Simple. I just used Mattiko.
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Mattison 

A Mattison is a gorgeous, tall, beautiful goddess, who makes the people around her wish that they could be her. She is the kindest and sweetest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. Dating a Matti is like dating an angel who has fallen from the sky and their only purpose is to be the greatest and most perfect person you could think of. She is very caring and love music and catching up with old friends. She reminisces in life and has a thoughtful outlook on like. Matti is the type of person that you always want to be around and being the boyfriend of a Matti will send shivers down your spine from her beauty.
Mattison is such a cutie
Mattison by NateFoster64 September 22, 2019

Mattison 

Beast Chick, Who skates like a pro. And can run faster than a cheetah. And is Amazing. And is a ninja. The end
Thats Mattison. I wish I was her.
Mattison by KillerChickkk June 11, 2011
A fine specimen. With Abs of steel, she is mischievous and cheeky, creative and funny. She has a short wick and little patience meaning she loses her temper easily. She is very thoughtful and caring, she is loyal to her loved ones but quick to call them out on wrongdoings. Mattika is unique and if you are lucky to know one, keep her close. She loves lots of attention and will give the best snuggles in return.
I know your upset, but don't have a Mattika about it.

I met an amazing person the other day named Mattika, she was so funny.

Mattika is the highlight of my life.
Mattika by Pseudodefo March 6, 2021

mattison kay 

Mattison is the nicest person you will ever meet shes funny and smart and super hot she dose not take shit from anybody
mattison kay by naratoe nutzx April 29, 2022

Mattioli 

Monster dick, can't see the end. Socially amazing, too many friends, too many women. The women like the sex because a big dick is a good dick.
Person 1: You're shit at sex and life.

Person 2: Fuck off, I'm Mattioli.
Mattioli by joethegreat November 30, 2011

mattison 

Amazing beast who beats the shit out of Dobbs(s) with nerf bullets and crushes everyone at football and lacrosse
Man i wish i was Mattison, i hate dobbs
mattison by beast, hoss February 3, 2009
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"My salad days,
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