2 definitions by thekingofdefinitionshimself
A god among many, better known as “Joseph Josh Morgan Mike Morgan Steel Toes Dane Mulrooney Peter Jesse J Rock Swanson Lied To The Guy In The Chair Thats The away She Goes Wilbert,” but commonly referred to as, “Jojo.”
Guy 1:Hey, what’s that you’re reading about?
Sophisticated Gentlemen: Oh, nothing. Just reading about this chummy asshole named Joseph Wilbert.
Sophisticated Gentlemen: Oh, nothing. Just reading about this chummy asshole named Joseph Wilbert.
by thekingofdefinitionshimself May 5, 2022
A martial art better known as the “art of absorption.” Created by the Mattanese in the early 1200s, Mattiko was created as a form of self defence using very minimal effort, and no striking the other opponent. Very useful in combat, specifically against punches.
Guy 1:Dude, I just punched you in the face and my hand just bounced off! How the fuck did you do that?
Guy 2:Simple. I just used Mattiko.
Guy 2:Simple. I just used Mattiko.
by thekingofdefinitionshimself March 13, 2022