A martial art better known as the “art of absorption.” Created by the Mattanese in the early 1200s, Mattiko was created as a form of self defence using very minimal effort, and no striking the other opponent. Very useful in combat, specifically against punches.

Guy 1:Dude, I just punched you in the face and my hand just bounced off! How the fuck did you do that?

Guy 2:Simple. I just used Mattiko.

Mattiko by thekingofdefinitionshimself March 13, 2022

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matsuko

Matsuko is my favorite person ever. she can be crazy and seem rude, but if you really know her, you'll know that's just her way of showing love. that's how she expresses it. i love her so much, and she is my only form of happiness, if i loose her, i loose myself. i have never ever loved anyone as much as i love Matsuko. she will always have a special place in my heart, no matter how many years pass. she has such beautiful hair, and i love her humor so much. i really miss her. she's also a shorty, but she was my shorty.

i love you so much Matsuko, my shorty <3

matsuko by s_m September 20, 2023

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a matsko

word you give to someone who's mother you did last night

Bob: what'd you do last night?
Johnny: your mother
Bob: what
Johnny: a matsko

a matsko by a matsko May 29, 2017

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