A martial art better known as the “art of absorption.” Created by the Mattanese in the early 1200s, Mattiko was created as a form of self defence using very minimal effort, and no striking the other opponent. Very useful in combat, specifically against punches.

Guy 1:Dude, I just punched you in the face and my hand just bounced off! How the fuck did you do that?

Guy 2:Simple. I just used Mattiko.

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matsuko

Matsuko is my favorite person ever. she can be crazy and seem rude, but if you really know her, you'll know that's just her way of showing love. that's how she expresses it. i love her so much, and she is my only form of happiness, if i loose her, i loose myself. i have never ever loved anyone as much as i love Matsuko. she will always have a special place in my heart, no matter how many years pass. she has such beautiful hair, and i love her humor so much. i really miss her. she's also a shorty, but she was my shorty.

i love you so much Matsuko, my shorty <3

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a matsko

word you give to someone who's mother you did last night

Bob: what'd you do last night?
Johnny: your mother
Bob: what
Johnny: a matsko

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

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