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Matthew W 

You know when you've met a Matthew W. Just being in the same room as him will stop your heart & simultaneously make it thud a hundred times faster. His smile takes on many forms: mischievous, endearing, excited, understanding, & others. He gets a twinkle in his eye whenever he's doing something he's passionate about. Matthew W is passionate about music: he's a metalhead, jazz lover, country crusader, & enjoys everything in between; he's an amazing drummer, & has a perfect voice. Matthew W is passionate about his family, his work (he's probably a mechanic), his faith, friends, cars (namely Subarus) & ultimate frisbee. Matthew W works harder than anyone else, but doesn't do it for credit. He has a charm about him that draws women in but is loyal to his girl and goes above & beyond to show his love for her--despite his humble claims saying otherwise, he's a romantic. He's thoughtful, generous, kind, quick to forgive & is always honest. He's the handsomest man this world has ever known, & has a wonderful personality to match his good looks. You'll never grow tired of a Matthew W. He's a gift from God to all who he meets, & there's no doubt that upon meeting him you'll want to be his best friend or marry him. Either way, you'll want to keep him around for the rest of your life so you can always hug him (he has the best hugs), kiss him, hear his laughter, or just be in his presence as you go for a Sunday cruise or a walk. He's everything anyone ever wanted in a man & so much more.
Girl 1: Who's that guy in the bass pro shops hat and flannel over there? He's super cute.

Girl 2: That's Matthew W.

Girl 1: I'm gonna marry that boy one day.
Matthew W by beesgobuzz131313 August 25, 2022
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Matthew W 

Matthew W by carveb October 14, 2019

Matthew Williams

A canadian with the power to be invisible due to shyness
wow look hes pulling a Matthew Williams

matthew wilkins 

Noodle eater
Look there's Matthew Wilkins, he's buying more noodles.
matthew wilkins by Skint123456789 November 21, 2013

matthew woodward 

a strange being that is rumored to have a strange set of eye brows half way up his forehead. legend has it that they will help everything they see until the world has been helped
"wow look at those eyebrows, they remind me of matthew woodward"

Matthew Woelk

There is no going back after having found a Matthew Woelk. Everyday day you'll fall more in love with his genius, genuineness, gallantry and good-looks. Matthew Woelk, also known as a "Matthew W," somehow manages to be the most attractive man you will ever meet, as well as the most compassionate. Hours could be spent revelling in his eyes, wondering at all the adventures he has gone on and pining for those piney greens to look your way. After having found a Matthew Woelk, you will want to spend hours upon hours talking to him, just so you can keep hearing his voice, and once you've heard his laughter, you'll do anything you can to hear it again and to make him smile. That smile will trigger hundreds of thousands of butterflies in you stomach, and make your brain turn to puddles of futile mush. You'll want to do everything with Matthew Woelk, and you'll never want to let him go. You'll fall for him quickly and deeply, and you'll never want to go back, even if things get hard, because you'll know you've found a good one--the best one. A Matthew Woelk.
Matthew Woelk is the most wonderful man in the world. His name should be in a thesaurus alongside "everything I've ever wanted."
Matthew Woelk by beesgobuzz131313 September 2, 2022

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