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Matthew Ryan 

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
"hey matthew ryan wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)
Matthew Ryan by jackson nuts November 30, 2021

Matthew Ryan Fleming 

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
"hey matthew ryan fleming wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)
Matthew Ryan Fleming by idcay June 17, 2011

Ryan Matthew De Dios 

the hottest and sexiest man ever created
but also is very bad at video games and can’t aim for shir

Kartik, Matthew, and Ryan

the 3 most insanely attractive guys in the entire universe
damnnn there go kartik, matthew, and ryan...

mathew ryan 

, he is like the dream boy anyone could ask for like in that 1 urban dictionary mathew ryan. He is blind at picking up hints and is too friendly that sometimes you think he’s just really nice. You watch a whole anime for him and he still wont pick up the hint.
fr i would puyat too if i was dating and talking to mathew ryan
mathew ryan by anonymous381214 November 28, 2021

Ryan Matthews

Gay saxophone player Plum high school born and raised. Looks like a girl and acts like one. If you ever see Ryan Matthews and question if he is a guy of a girl he is a guy.
He had sex with his soprano saxophone and brags about it. If you ever see him run because he will lock you in a closet and rape you in the ass with his soprano saxophone while listening to Green Day.
Look at that gay saxophonist Ryan Mathews

Why is there a saxophone up my ass Ryan Matthews
Ryan Matthews by Joemuma October 9, 2021