Matthew Mcconaugay 

Male! A beach bum who does NOT shower, wear deodorant or wear a shirt. He usually plays bongos and eats his significant others placenta after she gives birth.

Jackie: Hey playa did you see that total Matthew Mcconaugay... that was a dingy mofo!

Kendall: You know i did son, that sucka needed a shower fo'sho

Jackie:He might as well jus' go play some freakin' bongos cuz ain't nobody wanted ta smell what he got goin' on

Kendall: THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT MY SISTA GIRL!

Matthew Mcconaugay by Kyndel and Jah'kay March 4, 2010

matthew mcconaughey'd 

As your partner is finishing, or just before, you say 'alright, alright, alright' and completely ruin the mood.

Dude, I totally Matthew Mcconaughey'd that person last night!

matthew mcconaughey'd by AppleDapple May 30, 2016

pulling a Matthew McConaughey

A ripped male who goes shirtless in situations where shirtless attire is entirely unnecessary.

Matthew McConaughey was recently seen on the Malibu tennis courts wearing a headband and predictably pulling a Matthew McConaughey

pulling a Matthew McConaughey by InDazzled July 28, 2009

Matthew McConaughey It 

the act of doing everyday things shirtless when its completely unnecessary.

Guy#1: Dam, does Todd own a shirt?
Guy#2: I know... I've never seen anyone Matthew McConaughey It while singing christmas carols.

Matthew McConaughey It by NewEnglandClamChowder December 16, 2009

Matthew McConaughey 

(v) Taking long and calm drives while deep in your thoughts (most appropriate when in a Lincoln)

Stressed Individual: I need to go think things through. I'm going for a Matthew McConaughey; I'll be back in a few hours.

Matthew McConaughey by Narobic February 8, 2019

matthew mcconaughey 

That actor that all the ladies love. He Can charm any woman, he can turn lesbians straight, and straigt men gay. His name is impossible to spell. I'm surprised you found this definition. He Plays the same role in every movie : Ladies Man. Except in Reign Of Fire. He was a badass in that movie.

Girl1: matthew mcconaughey Is so sexy!
Guy1: I know!

matthew mcconaughey by Paddy O'Mally June 11, 2008

matthew mcconaughey 

an alcohlic drink containing cranberry juice, grey goose vodka and tonic. known to be the actor's favorite drink because he can drink tons of it and not get a beer gut.

what are you going to drink at the Marshall tailgate? Probably a bunch of matthew mcconaugheys.

matthew mcconaughey by musomman September 3, 2011