The greatest couple that could possibly exist. Emily is beautiful inside and out and just doesn't know it. She is the prettiest girl alive and has the best personality and the best body. Matthew is very lucky to have her. Matthew is a calm guy who tries to stay positive as much as he can. He is funny and overall a fun person to be around. He likes Emily so much that he would do anything for her. If you think any other couple is better than them your lying to yourself buddy.

Person 1: Look at that couple. They look so awesome!
Person 2: That's Emily and Matthew, the best couple out there!

Emily and Matthew by DatEggoBoii November 6, 2018

Emma and Matthew

Emma and Matthew make a great couple. They are always there for each other and will always lend a helping hand. They will grow up one day and have many kids and then divorce...................

Wow Emma and Matthew are so cute!

Emma and Matthew by ILovePiggyBanks June 2, 2021

Matthewed

An eroticism whereby your girlfriend screams your best mate's name instead of yours during intercourse. This eroticism evolved after a man called Simon wanted his wife to cheat without actually cheating. He asked her to scream "Matthew" to satisfy his desire without the heartbreak.

Mostly exclamations such as, "Oh Matthew!" but/or possibly "Oh Simon/Boyfriend, Matthew does!"

I was Matthewed last night.

Matthewed by WilliamEvans October 8, 2011

Matthewmgcs

A [youtuber] who makes [Pokemon] animations using [MSPaint]

I like this pokemon animation made by Matthewmgcs

Matthewmgcs by Matthewmgcs December 19, 2020

Matthewmer

Wonderful. Loving. Teasing. Strong. Independent. Caring. Father of the Year. The love of my life.

I love you Matthewmer. Mr. Matthew

Matthewmer by S.Vif January 20, 2009

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026