Matthew Camilletti

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An extremely Caucasian(white) person who is a try hard at basketball. He likes to masturbate, however, due to the fact that he has such a tiny dick, he has to use tweezers.

Damn, you're such a Matthew Camilletti.

Matthew Camilletti by im a definition god November 29, 2018

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Matthew R. Camilletti

An Italian male. His family consists of Gino Camilletti, Kertis Camilletti, Christopher Camilletti, and Robert Camilletti. He is a baller at basketball and is better than all of the black wannabe Michel Jordans. He is a scalar in all of his subjects. Whatever he does is perfect. All of the girls want to be with him, but Matthew rejects them because he wants to meet the right person. And if he did go out with them, the girls cannot handle that 18-inch cock. When he goes to apply to colleges, all of the ivy league schools will want to give him a scholarship. When he grows up he will be a millionaire and own a famous bank with a lot of customers. He is way-way better than his brothers Chris and Robert. Overall he is the best, sexy beautiful, smart, and courageous man. He is basically a god.

Yo, you are like Matthew R. Camilletti!

Matthew R. Camilletti by Mattcamfan42069 May 2, 2019

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026