Matthew Camilletti 

An extremely Caucasian(white) person who is a try hard at basketball. He likes to masturbate, however, due to the fact that he has such a tiny dick, he has to use tweezers.

Damn, you're such a Matthew Camilletti.

Matthew Camilletti by im a definition god November 29, 2018

Matthew R. Camilletti 

An Italian male. His family consists of Gino Camilletti, Kertis Camilletti, Christopher Camilletti, and Robert Camilletti. He is a baller at basketball and is better than all of the black wannabe Michel Jordans. He is a scalar in all of his subjects. Whatever he does is perfect. All of the girls want to be with him, but Matthew rejects them because he wants to meet the right person. And if he did go out with them, the girls cannot handle that 18-inch cock. When he goes to apply to colleges, all of the ivy league schools will want to give him a scholarship. When he grows up he will be a millionaire and own a famous bank with a lot of customers. He is way-way better than his brothers Chris and Robert. Overall he is the best, sexy beautiful, smart, and courageous man. He is basically a god.

Yo, you are like Matthew R. Camilletti!

Matthew R. Camilletti by Mattcamfan42069 May 2, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016