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Mattason

Loving, intelligent girl. But definitely a “cry baby” Hate hearing the word “no”. Loves to eat snacks. Loves daddy first mommy second.
Don’t be such a Mattason!
by anonymous October 4, 2022
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Mattison

A Mattison is a gorgeous, tall, beautiful goddess, who makes the people around her wish that they could be her. She is the kindest and sweetest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. Dating a Matti is like dating an angel who has fallen from the sky and their only purpose is to be the greatest and most perfect person you could think of. She is very caring and love music and catching up with old friends. She reminisces in life and has a thoughtful outlook on like. Matti is the type of person that you always want to be around and being the boyfriend of a Matti will send shivers down your spine from her beauty.
Mattison is such a cutie
by NateFoster64 September 22, 2019
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Mattson

One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?

Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattson!
by Kilodoublemike October 10, 2013
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Mattison

Beast Chick, Who skates like a pro. And can run faster than a cheetah. And is Amazing. And is a ninja. The end
Thats Mattison. I wish I was her.
by KillerChickkk June 11, 2011
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mattison kay

Mattison is the nicest person you will ever meet shes funny and smart and super hot she dose not take shit from anybody
by naratoe nutzx April 29, 2022
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jon matteson

a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.
emma perkins: GOSH, who the hell voices wiggly

henry hidgens: why, jon matteson of course!
by jackaloped January 18, 2021
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mattison

Amazing beast who beats the shit out of Dobbs(s) with nerf bullets and crushes everyone at football and lacrosse
Man i wish i was Mattison, i hate dobbs
by beast, hoss February 3, 2009
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