Mattsson 

One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?

Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattsson!

Mattsson by grimtraveller June 8, 2018

Archie Mattsson 

Archie is a medium height kid with a golden/brown curly mullet. A good runner but a complete cunt of a person. Dosent usually have many friends and is probably scavenging for money so he can buy food at the canteen.

Damn, stop being a Archie Mattsson

Archie Mattsson by Mattsson hater October 24, 2022

Mattison 

A Mattison is a gorgeous, tall, beautiful goddess, who makes the people around her wish that they could be her. She is the kindest and sweetest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. Dating a Matti is like dating an angel who has fallen from the sky and their only purpose is to be the greatest and most perfect person you could think of. She is very caring and love music and catching up with old friends. She reminisces in life and has a thoughtful outlook on like. Matti is the type of person that you always want to be around and being the boyfriend of a Matti will send shivers down your spine from her beauty.

Mattison is such a cutie

Mattison by NateFoster64 September 22, 2019

Mattson

One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?

Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattson!

Mattson by Kilodoublemike October 10, 2013

Mattison 

Beast Chick, Who skates like a pro. And can run faster than a cheetah. And is Amazing. And is a ninja. The end

Thats Mattison. I wish I was her.

Mattison by KillerChickkk June 11, 2011

mattison kay 

Mattison is the nicest person you will ever meet shes funny and smart and super hot she dose not take shit from anybody

mattison kay a great person to be with .

mattison kay by naratoe nutzx April 29, 2022

jon matteson 

a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.

emma perkins: GOSH, who the hell voices wiggly

henry hidgens: why, jon matteson of course!

jon matteson by jackaloped January 18, 2021