Mattman
The suavest, most illmatic being to ever grace life, the internets, and beyond. A superhero amongst men. You can consider yourself lucky if you ever meet this man.
Mattman by MattmanBegins January 21, 2009
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Mattman
A nickname to call someone who seems to always get the perfect outcome in a random event.
In reference to the YouTuber "Lazy Mattman."
In reference to the YouTuber "Lazy Mattman."
Mattman by LocalIdiotHaHaHa March 2, 2023
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Matthaney
You see Supervisor Joe pull a matthaney by showing up to a funeral in the TL for 5 minutes to take a selfie and post it on Twitter before running off to sip IPA's with his trust-fund friends.
Matthaney by TotalRecallSF December 2, 2021
Brian Mittman
A well-respected and well-known lawyer who lives in NYC and studies the Triangle Factory Fire. He often has over 70 lovers each week. He is known for constantly radiating swagger, pimp-ness, and the ability to please a woman the way no other man can. He is known as a figure who is combined between Chuck Norris and Chairman Mao. Apparently upon first sight, one can cry from His glorious golden skin and His luxurious flowing hair. He is too godly to have a picture shown here, but looking Him up is encouraged. When someone references Brian Bittman, it is the highest comparison possible. One would be comparing something to an untamed God that nobody can control or tell what to do. Many songs have been written about His glory and knowledge
Person 1: "OMG Katniss Everdeen is such a Brian Mittman!"
Person 2: "I disagree. No mere mortal can compare to the lionlike prowess that Brian Mittman's soul possesses."
Person 1: "You're right, now let's go stare at a picture of Him for 2 hours"
Person 2: "Better make that 5."
Person 2: "I disagree. No mere mortal can compare to the lionlike prowess that Brian Mittman's soul possesses."
Person 1: "You're right, now let's go stare at a picture of Him for 2 hours"
Person 2: "Better make that 5."
Brian Mittman by LapisLazuli22 January 31, 2015
Matthan
pronounced: muh-ton
Deriving from the hebrew meaning 'gift of God'
Those men who earn the title of Matthan are as close to perfect as a man can possibly be. They excel in anything they attempt, they achieve greatness with the littlest of effort. They are extremely good looking, 'beautiful' you might say, in a masculine way. Their wits baffle the most intelligent, their wisdom challenges the most enlightened. But their natural humble nature keeps them from showing off their virtues arrogantly. The loins of all women burn with desire for a Matthan, however, they are very scarce and many spend a good part of their lives looking for one.
Deriving from the hebrew meaning 'gift of God'
Those men who earn the title of Matthan are as close to perfect as a man can possibly be. They excel in anything they attempt, they achieve greatness with the littlest of effort. They are extremely good looking, 'beautiful' you might say, in a masculine way. Their wits baffle the most intelligent, their wisdom challenges the most enlightened. But their natural humble nature keeps them from showing off their virtues arrogantly. The loins of all women burn with desire for a Matthan, however, they are very scarce and many spend a good part of their lives looking for one.
wow look at that Matthan I wish I could have a fraction of his amazing-ness
girl one: how was your date?
girl two: it was unreal, the greatest night of my entire life, like a dream... I think he might be a Matthan
girl one: how was your date?
girl two: it was unreal, the greatest night of my entire life, like a dream... I think he might be a Matthan
Matthan by John Addams July 17, 2009
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