largest meat slinger you'll evermeet. Definitely loves to suck cock and often skips class. He is sexually attracted to the GTA loading screen and can not go more than 5 minutes without ripping his nicky.
Man that guy is packing, that must be matt white from endfield, ct!
An advanced sex position where the female holds the knife, and the boy(s) have a straw. The boy(s) shove the straw up their penis(es) and the woman gets blindfolded. The woman blindly chops at the straw sticking out, and sees how close she can get to the tip. If you get your penis chopped off, you are a Matt Whiteman.
Girl: Are you ready for this?
Guy: Yeah, I'm ready! Just don't give me a bloody Matt Whiteman!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.