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mattsexual
A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.
I am 100% hella Mattsexual.
I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.
Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.
I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.
Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.
mattsexual by MCD December 16, 2013
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Mattsexual
When You Love That That beautiful handsome tall ginger Matt Instead of Tom Edd and Tord, You know that he is the best of them all and nobody can stop you from thinking that
Edd: Hey I love You!
A Mattsexual: Ew No your disgusting
Matt: Heya~
A Mattsexual: OMG MATT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SO CUTE I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A Mattsexual: Ew No your disgusting
Matt: Heya~
A Mattsexual: OMG MATT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SO CUTE I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mattsexual by MissBootifuls May 10, 2018
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