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MATT FROM WII SPORTS

a god next to shaggy 2nd best best at everything can and will kill you
MATT FROM WII SPORTS IS COMMING TO KILL ME TODAY
MATT FROM WII SPORTS by Alan??????? November 21, 2019

Matt From Wii Sports

Matt is a beast who is capable of obliterating universes with but a mere glance, and that's when he's using only .000000000000000001% of his true power. It is wise to never challenge Matt to a duel unless you hate your own anus that badly. He is a pro in everything that he does, and you're guaranteed to lose to him every. single. time.
A CPU from the Wii Sports franchise that is capable of standing toe-to-toe with Shaggy in a death match. His strength is unmatched by any and every other Mii on the island.

It is rumored that Matt From Wii Sports shiny, mocha-colored bald head is capable of seeing millennia into the future.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026