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mattéo is a big skinny son of a bitch who thinks he's a guy, often shaving his head, he doesn't like girls
Mattéo : I'm in love

Me : who is the girl

Mattéo : i like boys
mattéo by Selnoireenespagnol November 22, 2021
matteo is a wonderful person. He is an extremely intelligent, curious and attentive person. He doesn't like everyone but those who are lucky enough to be in his heart are blessed. Matteo is a very funny person who likes to play people. He is rather tall, has a beautiful smile and a lot of charm. He hugs very well. Matteo sometimes has strange habits (like eating his burger in layers) and that makes him endearing !
that why i feel in love with Mattéo.<3
Mattéo by olgarmsl November 22, 2021
Has a huge cock and big pectorals, has been made to love Eyleen. He is really kind and cool to go outside with him.
"Mattéo, your dick is so huge! "
Mattéo by Mogeeee November 25, 2021
He is a gorgeaus boy , if you know a Matteo you are the luckiest person alive and should hold onto him forever!original meaning Matteo means gift of God.He is ,sensible,nice,he always says what He thinks,he is a true and lovely person.He is very sweet but he is so stubborn and touchy.He loves and helps everyone.He hates fake person and he is so funny...He isn't a sporty persone and He is very lazy.He is so friendly and clever but sometimes he is so shy!!He can helps and understand all the people in the words
Matteo is my best friend
Matteo by Franky4021 February 6, 2018
the best person in the entire world Italian god when you see him you want to die cause of his sexyness. He cant be tickled nor pinched he is the best person you will ever meet.
"i saw Matteo and fainted he was so beautiful "
matteo by ufhwadfudhfuij October 11, 2019
original meaning Matteo means gift of God. No wonder right? Anyways, anyone named Matteo is typically a solid 10. With amazing hair, adorable eyes, good body, etc. Matteo is also an amazing futboller, or soccer player. Whenever playing, they adopt the skills of Ronaldo, messi, neymar, and gozte all in one. As well as being charming, kind, maybe a little cocky, confident, and outgoing, Matteo's most of the time have an amazing and charismatic personality too. I mean how can you not like the guy? Matteo's are also extremely attractive as well, due to their Italian genes. On top of all that, they're also very athletic and can play almost every sport pretty damn well too. they also dress very nice too. So yeah, they're pretty great.
kate upton: did you see Matteo the other day? He looked so good!
Ariana grande: yeah! His gorgeous eyes and his perfect hair looked so perfect in the sun!
Matteo by anonymous March 29, 2015
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