Matileu

A fat man sucking on his own thumbs

That boy was such a Matileu! Wierd guy!

by TheGeyHunter February 23, 2026

matiley

A very kind, caring, passionate, hot personality and body loves to make others happy. Cares for ones she loves most. Very artsy and love crafts but also loves sports and being outside. Shines brighter than most people cause shes been through alot in her life. So if you ever find a matiley be sure to stay by her shes a keeper

Hi matiley how are you

by Ghostbusterssss November 21, 2021

Matilex

The best ship in existence. Composed of two people, Mati and Alex. Together they prosper and overcome any challenge that is thrown at them. Sure there tends to be some differences between them, but nonetheless it works out.

Pepe: You know of the Reylo ship right?
Random Frog: Yes. It's inferior to Matilex which is the most beautiful thing ever.
Pepe: Yes! #Matilex

by NotaWhale August 25, 2019

Matilu

A stubborn but chill person, intelligent but silly. Such a person is fearless, and is not shaken by anything. He is well aware of the risk of heartbreak, and can never simp. Such a person learns from others'mistakes. Great in bed, and anywhere else too.

I want him soo much. He's such a Matilu.

by Nazi trapstar November 22, 2021

matieu

matieu (a.k.a big-boss-nigga-man) is the superior species to all. Matieu can be compared to prime LeBron James (it knows ball). It is the most musculary dense creature to roam the planet, making it the most highly fuckable species. It also makes any woman squirt in their bedussy the instant it makes eye contact.

You are such a matieu

by tidbbskz November 27, 2025