Mathian

Our lord an savior in this world. Hail Mathian. (CAPITAL M)

Mathian is cool

Mathian by WunwunGT November 20, 2019

The Syndo-Mathian Effect 

When you trick someone into believing something that isn’t true, typically under the guise of having scientific or research-based proof. Often for humorous intent

Daniel: You know how you’ll learn about a song, and then you start hearing it everywhere?

Bill: Ah yes, I believe that’s called Wesolowski’s principle

*later*

Daniel: Hey man, I looked up that thing you said, andI can’t find it anywhere!

Bill: *chuckle* My friend, you’ve fallen victim to the Syndo-Mathian effect

The Syndo-Mathian Effect by Dr K Chaudhry April 30, 2024

math is not mathing 

when something just doesn't add up.

Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.

math is not mathing by harleyinhawaii June 26, 2021

Mathan

That one guy with a song for every person and every day of the week.

"Did you see that guy? He just told that girl that she reminded him of *Insert song here*! He totally pulled a Mathan!"

Mathan by Peanut Butter n' Lettuce December 6, 2017

mathias furenes 

One of the most gay people in excistence, smol pp energy and has not performed sexual acts, with WOMEN! Mathias Furenes is the type of guy to lick your ass until it gets sore, and then wait for it to regenerate so he can shoot the guy in the head and eat them like a canibal from the ass to the neck.

- Wow Mathias Furenes is moving to Vigrestad!
- Finally, I am so tired of him.

mathias furenes by ilikewomenandamstraight January 31, 2022

Matiana 

Beautiful girl with a great personality and smile. They can usually be seen to have a resting b*tch face but they really aren’t one. They are very protective of their friends and family, but once you do them wrong they’ll either scold u with her rath or just hold a grudge for a really long time. Most Matiana’s are dark hair, dark eyed because they are usually Mexican or Hispanic. They are also hard working and intelligent girls. Though they do search for love a lot so sometimes they have really bad taste. They can also be a little dramatic but only for people they really care about. Overall Matiana’s are just really amazing girls that you should keep around

Wow Matiana is such a gorgeous girl

Matiana by Dude.wtf.man February 20, 2019

Mathias 

A big pp chad hacker.

Somebody: *Criticize Mathias*
Mathias: *Hacks into his mom's pussy*

Mathias by Naudar May 12, 2021