Matev 

Matev is last name for the hottest track and field athele you will ever know about. He lives in Serbia and women around the world sre starting to immigrate into Serbia because of him, and his brilliant record: havig sex for 2 hours straight.

I wanna fuck with you, like you are Matev

Matev by A girl from school February 11, 2021

Room-mate-from-hell 

1)Someone who:
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.

2)Proof that no god exists.

Paul:Man, I saw your room-mate yesterday. I swear to God I could smell him from 50 yards. How THE FUCK can you live with him?
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.

Room-mate-from-hell by johnny_no_name April 25, 2005

Matea 

Matea is a super smart girl who knows what she wants. She is sometimes insecure about her looks, but only when intiminated. She is super sweet and will make you laugh whether she tries to or not. she will get married to her guy bestfriend whether she knows it or not. She puts up wall around her to avoid being hurt but takes it down only when she feels close to you. In need of advice? Ask a Matea. Need someone to cheer you up? Go to a Matea. All the girls are secretly jealous over her because she is so darn pretty. Need someone to go skydiving with? Matea will be up for it. All the girls are secretly jealous over her because she is so darn pretty. Just don't get on her bad side, she isn't afraid to cuss you out and speak her mind. her stubbornness can sometimes get the best of her but she really is the sweetest. If you are ever lucky enough to find your way into a Matea' s heart I promise you, you will stay there forever. NEVER. EVER let her go. You will never know how much she really means to you until you lose her.

Guy: Oml she is gorgeous
Friend: Has to be a Matea. No cap
Girl: She isn't that good looking

Matea by Jillpillberry099 May 19, 2020

mate suck 

Sucking or French kissing a mates cock. Often done after drinking 2 ciders followed by 15 pints and half a bottle of red wine.

Hey Lads come over here and give me a quick mate suck !

mate suck by Wolfpacknz March 14, 2019

cheers mate 

Basically "thanks, buddy".

Person 1 *Gives present*
Person 2: Cheers mate!

cheers mate by Omfgthatsstupid September 18, 2016

Oi mate 

Oi mate is usually used to refer to a friend, comrade, or anyone basically. Its mostly used in England and Australia.

Oi mate, could you pass me some tea?

Oi mate by BRITAIN_STRONG November 6, 2020

Mareva 

Mareva is the most beautiful, kind hearted, sexy, talented, pretty woman in the whole world. Many thinks that she is an angel who doesn't have any imperfection. She attracts lost of men with her sweet and savage personality. When she loves someone she protects them and love then from they bottom of her heart. Being Mareva is something that is not giving to everyone. You should be blessed to know her. Mareva is perfect.

You know Mareva?! Is it true that she is very cute and sexy?

Mareva by H24_REAL April 19, 2021