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Materialality

To have sexual intercourse with an inanimate manmade object, typically a chair, wall, or couch.

Its different from dry humping, because it gives the object "feelings" in a sense.
Imani:"You humped a chair!"
Margot: "You humped a plastic alligator! Thats beastiality, which is worse!"
Imani: "No, its Materialality, both of us humped an inanimate object, dummy!"
Materialality by rana_r_u November 8, 2019
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