To have sexual intercourse with an inanimate manmade object, typically a chair, wall, or couch.
Its different from dry humping, because it gives the object "feelings" in a sense.
Its different from dry humping, because it gives the object "feelings" in a sense.
Imani:"You humped a chair!"
Margot: "You humped a plastic alligator! Thats beastiality, which is worse!"
Imani: "No, its Materialality, both of us humped an inanimate object, dummy!"
Margot: "You humped a plastic alligator! Thats beastiality, which is worse!"
Imani: "No, its Materialality, both of us humped an inanimate object, dummy!"
by rana_r_u November 08, 2019
Imani: "Ow my tits hurt"
Margot: "Did ur jiggley pigglies go boom boom boom down the stairs?"
Imani: "Yeahh :("
Margot: "Did ur jiggley pigglies go boom boom boom down the stairs?"
Imani: "Yeahh :("
by rana_r_u November 10, 2019