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Mateï est un garçon aimable, joyeux et généreux qui tient à ses proches et qui serait capable de décrocher la lune pour venir les aider.
Il est également convaincu que le vrai bonheur se résouds à être en paix avec sois même.

Certains disent qu'il est matérialiste, hautain et arrogant mais ces jugements ne sont vrai que lorsque on ne prends pas réellement le temps d’apprendre à le connaître.

Si vous croisez un Mateï soyez vous même, il ne vous jugeras en aucun cas, vous comprendras et vous soutiendras dans n’importe quelle situation.
- La personne la plus aimable que je connaisse est Mateï.

- Y’a Mateï qui me chabe trop mal wshhh.

- J’ai entendu dire que les Mateï étaient tous des américains manqués.
Mateï by Mateï November 22, 2021
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Matei is Matt or Matthew in English translated from Romanian. Usually the name of a smoking hot Romanian with spiked hair, and usually very cocky. Great guy and very funny!
Wow, Matei is a super hot guy! I really like his leather jacket.
Matei by Jerkoi January 12, 2012
A not that cool guy but he can attract 90% of girls that ever lived on this planet even dinosaurus
Man1:Man that Matei fucked my wife so hard
Man2:I know man that guy fucked my daughter
Slang with a penis that's anything larger than 9 inches. The term is derived from a viral YouTube co-host who's multiple "bulge" photos make fans believe his penis is abnormally large.
Brice: Hey, man. I accidentally saw you get out of the shower. Nice Matei bro!
Mike: I know.
Matei by Matt Actual December 17, 2015
when u get friendzoned every single time

x: sup bro did she let u t hit last night?
y: nah bro i got mateied
I just got mateied
matei by awgemane June 14, 2018
Matei is a romanian name, especially carried by the honest ones. Matei will never let you down and will always help you. He deserves love and respect. A Matei is rare, so take the ocassion.
matei by agreatbf11 November 20, 2021
Matei is a generally nice guy with a small dick he is also very big headed he is a bit of creep and can be mistaken as a nonce.He is the type of person to not understand a single thing your saying and can be a little bit clueless.
Matei has such a big head!
Matei by egpaowkjwi November 21, 2021