matei

when u get friendzoned every single time

x: sup bro did she let u t hit last night?
y: nah bro i got mateied

I just got mateied

by awgemane June 14, 2018

matei

Matei is a romanian name, especially carried by the honest ones. Matei will never let you down and will always help you. He deserves love and respect. A Matei is rare, so take the ocassion.

Matei is such a great boyfriend!

by agreatbf11 November 20, 2021

Matei

Matei is Matt or Matthew in English translated from Romanian. Usually the name of a smoking hot Romanian with spiked hair, and usually very cocky. Great guy and very funny!

Wow, Matei is a super hot guy! I really like his leather jacket.

by Jerkoi January 12, 2012

matey

A word often used by pirates to address friends, aquaintences, or the scurvy low lifes who mopped the deck. Often used in succession with Arr.

Arr, matey, thar be ye booty!
Arr, matey, ye shivers me timbers!
Arr, matey, walk the plank!

by tainted December 30, 2004

Matei

A not that cool guy but he can attract 90% of girls that ever lived on this planet even dinosaurus

Man1:Man that Matei fucked my wife so hard
Man2:I know man that guy fucked my daughter

by Matei-biggest pussy addicted April 17, 2020

Matei

Slang with a penis that's anything larger than 9 inches. The term is derived from a viral YouTube co-host who's multiple "bulge" photos make fans believe his penis is abnormally large.

Brice: Hey, man. I accidentally saw you get out of the shower. Nice Matei bro!
Mike: I know.

by Matt Actual December 17, 2015

Matey

Matey - noun

A person who you don't know the name/random person or the name is insignificant

Example: have you seen matey over there with the massive nut?

by BallBagBaggins August 28, 2019